Calvin : You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.
The things we do for grades.
The really amusing thing is, if we weren’t graded on things we’d never do half the things we do. Like this deer dissection, I would never have done that without the grade. Over the years I have done way too much just for the grade.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Remotes, they make things do as I want.

